Tumblr!!!! I went MIA for a while. What did I miss?!

The fic you've been talking about is it "what temporal prime directive" because I don't think it's bad at all actually I love it !
Anonymous

Aww! Thank you anon, I appreciate the encouragement. It’s a piece of work. And progress is being made, I swear!! The story will be done by 2048 for sure. Haha!

glitteringworlds:

I was looking through trekcore and this sequence of screenshots from Parallax just really spoke to me

Cracks me up every time!

wilwheaton:

This is the longest 3 minutes of your life.

BUT! If you endure it, you will see what is either the most dedicated performance art in history, or the worst thing Star Trek ever inspired. Whatever it is, you will never forget it.

I give you … STAR TRACTS (which is exactly what it sounds like).

This is so horrible I almost love it.

jadziasmovingcastle:

boldlygifing:

YAY someone else who doesn’t hate Neelix!! <3

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Sorry to intrude here but, who would hate Neelix? :c he is such a happy ball of fur and love

WHO HATES NEELIX?!

RAISE YOUR HAND AND THEN EXIT STAGE LEFT

This is beautiful.

This is beautiful.

I love “Protectors” thus far, but damn.

CAN WE LET KATHRYN AND CHAKOTAY HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO JUST BE HAPPY

DEAR ANON THAT SENT ME SPOILERS,

THANK YOU!!!!

Tumblr!!!!!

Someone give me some “Protectors” spoilers!!!!!!

TUMBLR!

Protectors comes out today! It’s 1:33 in this time zone. Can I buy it yet!????!!!!

MUST
KNOW
WHAT
HAPPENS
TO
JANEWAY
AND
CHAKOTAY
NOWWW

vice-admiral-janeway:

Part three is up! This one gave me a bit of trouble because I wasn’t quite sure what he was going to give her, but my muse persisted and it’s finally done. stillboldlygoing created a monster when she inspired my muse …

Hello. My name is Elsie and my best friends are Kirk, Spock, and McCoy.

And that is all you need to know about me, ever!

Meanwhile at the Temporal Integrity Commission...
agent dickson: sir i'm picking up a temporal disturbance
commander cox: location?
dickson: 4159 mark 710
cox: check to see if it's a KEJ-category disturbance
dickson: sir it's in the gamma quadrant, i don't see how it could possibly--
cox: dickson what's the one and only rule of a KEJ
dickson: a KEJ has no rules sir
cox: exactly
dickson: picking up the signal now sir
dickson: my god
cox: I TOLD YOU
cox: never rule out a KEJ
cox: all right bring her in
dickson: activating the temporal transport
cox:
dickson:
janeway: well hello boys long time no see
cox: you were here last thursday
janeway: really it seems longer
janeway: so how's your daughter doing in chemistry class
cox: better since her last test thanks for asking
janeway: and dickson please thank your mother for that scrumptious apple pie recipe and give her my love
dickson: i'll be sure to tell her you dropped by
cox: now kathryn step into my office and have a seat
janeway: hey you moved the sofa
cox: dickson can you have the duratron heavy load unit bring in the janeway file please
dickson: incoming sir
janeway: honestly this is the 29th century and you people are still using paper
dickson: no it's a data crystal and it's actually the size of a whale
janeway: that's ridiculous
janeway: maybe the size of a dolphin
cox:
janeway: anyway i sense this is going to be a long conversation and i haven't had lunch
janeway: what's today's special in the cafeteria
dickson: kate's temporally incursive chicken curry
janeway: damn i was hoping for the beef and potatoes a la janeway
cox: look kathryn we've picked up a temporal disturbance in the gamma quadrant and we know that you're responsible
janeway: look at you people getting all upset over an innocent little field trip
cox: a what
janeway: my captain's assistant naomi wildman was learning about changelings in social studies class and she wanted to see one up close and personal
janeway: and since current changelings are a little fucked up and not very kid-friendly i decided to drive her back in time so she could meet one before they got all dominion-y
cox: how the hell did you manage to open up a temporal rift to another quadrant
janeway: i'll tell you the secret if you bring me my special chair
janeway: my feet hurt after a long day of boldly going
cox: all right bring the chair dickson
dickson: yes sir, that's the one with the built-in coffee warmer and foot massage right
janeway: with the gold lettering i did
cox: no i had them scrub the lettering
janeway: why
cox: kathryn you cannot have a chair at the temporal integrity commission that says "time is my bitch"
janeway:
cox: hold on i'm getting a message from ruth in diagnostics
cox: she wants to know if you're still on for the theater this friday
janeway: tell her yeah
cox:
cox: do you ever feel like you're here too often
janeway:
janeway:
janeway:
janeway: no